Longer Days
Winter Solstice is here! That means the days are getting longer. Specifically 2 seconds longer tomorrow, so if someone says ‘got a... Read More
127 Seconds
The other day I watched that movie 127 hours, where the guy gets his hand caught under a rock and eventually cuts... Read More
The Perfect Government
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, ARE MAKING UP 10 NEW RULES! To... Read More
Short Pants
Ok I have a question for the guys. Hey guys, when it comes to shorts ironing day do you…wait…you DO have a... Read More
Top Other Reasons to Wear a Mask
Stick your tongue out at whomever you want, whenever you want! (Other tongue gestures optional) Insert food, replace mask, chew with mouth... Read More
Some Air Travel
I have a lot of phobias and one of them is flying. I’m really claustrophobic but they just won’t let me roll... Read More
Continuing Education
As I was finishing up my 8th jigsaw puzzle of the Pandemic I had a thought. Would it have been better to... Read More
Phrases in D Minor (Part One)
Darn Tootin: In a word: Gas-X. Or is that two words? Either way, it will help you with your Darn Tootin. Dead... Read More
Cat Danger
Today I would like to examine the old but popular phrase ‘There’s more than one way to skin a cat‘. I don’t... Read More
Toilet Paper
There is absolutely nothing funny about the COVID-19 virus. Everyone needs to go to bed at night and be confident that they... Read More
