Remember that commercial on TV that showed a man and a woman sitting in separate bathtubs outside!?!  Who thought of this?  Let’s go over a few concerns about bathing outside and we’ll just forget about the fact that they each have bathtubs for some reason.  First, if you have pipes running out of the tubs... Read More

When I was younger I decided that we’d be better off with 6 fingers and only 4 toes.  So I had my big toes removed and attached to my hands. This turned out to be a HUGE problem because they don’t make 6 fingered gloves!  Plus, and I’m still not sure how this could happen, but when I would... Read More

I like to invent things but I’m not at all mechanically inclined. So I’ll have an idea, and then several years later see that someone has invented what I thought of first. I thought of vented car seats many years before they were invented, screw drivers with flashlights on them too, and many other things.... Read More

A friend of mine asked me recently ‘Hey, do you like Existentialism‘?  And my first thought was, how am I going to answer this question involving a word, Exis…whatever, that is clearly just series of letters thrown together that obviously don’t form an actual word that means anything?  Plus it’s so long I keep nodding... Read More

Ok it’s beyond ridiculous to me that since we no longer really need the postal mail, we are now being inundated with junk mail to make up for the letters we no longer write.  I am as much a fan of the Victoria’s Secret catalogs as the next guy….maybe more.  But when I have to... Read More

New slogans overheard in the Iphone 11 development room- “Assembled with precision!  What were YOU doing when you were twelve?” “Now 50% more slippery” “Get to know it before we cha…oops, we just changed it again. Well, get to know THIS one before we…oops” “Where’d my Contacts go…WHERE DID ALL MY CONTACTS GO!?!” “Somehow the... Read More

The other day I was in a vacant high rise condo that was for sale and I noticed that the ceiling was dripping water onto the tile floor.  I contacted the realtor and informed him of the situation, then I grabbed a trash can and put it under the leak.  Now, before I go any... Read More

Ok I went to the car dealership the other day and I have to tell you what great people they have over there!  I just went in for my pre-paid 5000 mile service but do you know what they did for me?  They actually found $680 worth of dangerous things wrong with my car that... Read More

Well it’s that time of year again and I love the Super Bowl! But I have always wanted to see one more game, something I have named the SUPER DOOPER BOWL! In the Super Dooper Bowl, the winner of the Super Bowl, plays the winner of the World Series! In Hockey!! Standard hockey rules will... Read More