I think the thing I hate most about going to the gym is the weights. They are SO heavy! If you know of a gym where the weights are very light and maybe soft, please let me know. In fact, did I just get an idea for a great new gym or what? Ok listen... Read More

THE FUTURE IS HERE! That’s what I hear sometimes on TV when someone is talking about a new tech thing. But you know what? When I was a little boy in West Virginia, a state I’ve never been to, I was watching TV and they said ‘The Future Is Here’. Could they have been lying?... Read More

Ok its list time again. Because try as I might, for seconds on end, I can’t figure out what these weird texting abbreviations (not acronyms, look it up) mean so I’m going to take my best guess at them with a little explanation below in case you’re too FS to figure it out! TMI Tyrannosaurus’s... Read More

I have recently learned that my wife and I are not the only ones who argue about how to load and unload a dishwasher.  For many years I would load the dishwasher, only to find that when I went to unload it many of the dishes seemed to be in a different place than where... Read More

Well baseball season is upon us once again and this year, as every year, I have submitted my proposed changes to the Major League Baseball rules committee. I truly believe that this year I have come up with some changes that will renew interest and spark record attendance in baseball. Possibly even lower the population... Read More

I hate the part of flying where they talk about the emergency procedures. Do they have to do that? I mean when you go in for a root canal does the dentist say ‘In case I drill too far and hit a nerve, you will propel yourself out of the chair straight up to the... Read More

While having a conversation with a friend recently, I happened to mention that prior to purchasing a new bed a few years ago I had slept on a waterbed for the prior 15 years. Several minutes later, after my friend was finished wiping the tears of laughter off her face, I explained that there are... Read More

I’m not a vegetarian, but I’m not all that far away either. I’ll only eat meat that does not resemble any kind of an animal. For example, a pig roast will not wet my palette because it’s clearly a pig that someone has stuck a big pole through. But hamburger doesn’t look like a cow... Read More

I use to take a multi-vitamin every day. Then TV said I should take a baby aspirin because I’m over 40….and kind of a baby. Then TV said I should take Glucosamine, then TV said I should take Joint Collagen, then I found TV’s mute button. Then doctor said I should take Celebrex. Then doctor... Read More