Warning Labels
I pulled a muscle in my foot and the Doctor put me on this popular medicine which will remain nameless because I don’t want the drug companies finding and killing me. They took it off the market a while ago because it causes heart attacks but then they put it back on because it doesn’t... Read More
Seven Twelve
We talk a lot about letters and words (I do, not you), but I don’t remember ever talking about numbers. But something IS wrong with our number system. Specifically, Seven and Twelve. Seven is the only single digit number that has more than one syllable. And Twelve is the only two digit number WITH only... Read More
Sayings Part 1
Here are some very famous quotes, and what you can do with them! That which does not kill us makes us stronger: Or it maims us, they forgot to say we could be maimed. It’s way more inspirational if you don’t think about the very real chance of being, you know, maimed! Better to remain... Read More
Predestination…..ism….ish
My first ever suggested story topic is from the late, great Charles Spurgeon who suggested that I write about Predestination. Thanks Chuck! Predestination is the doctrine that all things are pre-determined by God (whomever your God) or some other force in which… wait this isn’t a sermon, look it up! Now, you can try to... Read More
Political Phrases
Lord help us it’s that time again, where our fearless leaders say the darndest things. In case you don’t understand some of these historically famous locutions (yes that’s a word), please allow me to explain: A house divided against itself cannot stand This one sounds like it’s going to take some math to figure... Read More
My Stupid iPhone
Ok so when I went to bed last night I sat my iPhone 5 on top of my old iPhone 3. When I woke up this morning there was a tiny little iPhone 8 sitting next to them! I thought it must be a joke so I picked it up and punched in a number... Read More
Movie Ideas
There are not enough B movies this summer that involve animals and insects doing bad things, so I have some ideas for some that I’ll share with you because this is that thing where I write stuff and hope that you like me for it. Listed below is each premise, title and of course the... Read More
Face-2-Face
I would like to introduce everyone to a new social networking site that I’m starting up. It’s called Face-2-Face (→ Picture one of those little C’s above the name with a circle around it that means Copyright…. I just can’t find that symbol on my keyboard….I’m looking for it but now I just noticed my... Read More
Fun Cars
The more I think about it, the more I realize how weird it is that we drive cars. Not because of the transportation part, but because we make them so big and heavy and deadly. Who thought it was a good idea to wrap thousands of pounds of steel around something that winces over a... Read More
