17
Jun
2016
4

Half Full

There are three types of people. Glass half full, Glass half empty, and me. I am writing to defend the glass half empty people. And in case you’re wondering, I am an ‘I don’t know how much is in the glass because I cut my lip on the rim and now the glass is half...
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17
Jun
2016
3

Found Money

So the other day I did something that some of you may think is horrible. In fact, I think it might even be illegal, and I never break the law….unless the law gets in my way. I was down on my hands and knees in front of the refrigerator (a position in which I find...
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