Longer Days

Winter Solstice is here!  That means the days are getting longer. Specifically 2 seconds longer tomorrow, so if someone says ‘got a second’ the answer is ‘hell yes, I’ll give you twice that long!’  With my extra time I think I’m gonna travel.  I’ll head south, maybe two steps to the left in my living room.  It’s warmer down there this time of year.  Don’t sleep it away like I did last year, I was off all day.  And by the end of the year you’ll be able to cook an egg with your extra daylight!  To be fair, from an extra time standpoint you’ll have to wait another two weeks to have enough extra daytime to eat it.  Luckily eggs last forever right?   So go out tomorrow and make it an extra long day!  Take ¾ of a golf swing, start to yawn, look down at your hand then part of the way back up.  You have the whole world at your fingertips, but don’t repeat that or you’ll have wasted your time!