Text Abbreviations

Ok its list time again. Because try as I might, for seconds on end, I can’t figure out what these weird texting abbreviations (not acronyms, look it up) mean so I’m going to take my best guess at them with a little explanation below in case you’re too FS to figure it out!

TMI
Tyrannosaurus’s Move Impactfully

What, like they don’t?

WTF!
Worth the Franks! (Of Swiss origin)

Pretentiously used to make your friends jealous when in Switzerland at a hotel overlooking Lake Geneva

BFF
Bitta Frinch Fries

This is how someone from New Zealand tells you that the fries are better at McDonalds than at Burger King. Also can be Betty Found Food, which is what you text your friends when you notice that Betty has put on a few pounds.

BTW
Bellows the Whales

It’s how you re-inflate whales. You know, when you have a whale that needs re-inflating. Also see: Below the Wales which means you are in the Bristol Channel, south of Wales England.

CYA
Can Your Asparagus

Because if it’s in a can instead of your gullet it can’t make your pee smell. There I said it! Keep that weird stuff in a can!

FYI

Friends You’ll Ignore

For me this includes friends who call asking for things. “Bring my car back”, “Pay me back the money you owe me”, jeez, needy people.

GR8
Gliding Round

The 8 stands for a figure 8 that you are Gliding Round on in your ice skates

LOL
Lunch On Land
This happens when you throw up your lunch outside and you happen to NOT be on a boat.

LMAO
Lunch Met An Ocean
This happens when you throw up your lunch in a body of water.

OMG
Ovaries Must Go

I think for some reason doctors scream it when performing a Hysterectomy.

TBA

Tacos Beat Alfalfa

As do all other foods.

TLC
Turtles Licked Clean

Used when licking turtles clean.

XOXO
Xerox Oven! Xerox Oven!

It’s what people exclaim when they see an oven that can also Xerox things. Oh it’s coming. Do we say Xerox anymore? Cause we should! I mean, we still say Kleenex so…

BCC
Bears Can’t Count

Used in response to your friend’s text that says- “Hey, a huge bear is right in front of me but he says he’ll give me a 10 second head start”

CC
Count Count!

It’s what you scream to the bear as he’s chasing you after not counting to 10.

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