The Car

Ok I went to the car dealership the other day and I have to tell you what great people they have over there!  I just went in for my pre-paid 5000 mile service but do you know what they did for me?  They actually found $680 worth of dangerous things wrong with my car that they needed to fix.  Those sweet sweet mens was a lookin out for lil’ ol’ me!  So while waiting and fuming about the fact that my free warranty service was about to cost me nearly $700, I went after their complimentary coffee, donuts and popcorn like I was on $680 mission, which I was.  Of course I couldn’t eat everything cause they had just filled the entire case, so I licked each donut and left a note that said ‘Just Licked’.  Come to think of it I didn’t really have to lick each donut, I could have just left the sign saying I had.  But listen, I may be many horrible things but I am not a liar about what I have and have not licked.  That’s just the way I was raised I guess.