Happy New Year’s
Last year people kept saying to me ‘Happy New Years’, which drove me crazy because why so plural? Are you wishing me... Read More
The True Story of Christmas
I went to Catholic school for many years so while I’m a little sketchy on the religion now, I think I know... Read More
Siri Again
I was playing around with Siri today because I apparently don’t have any friends and I have too much time on my... Read More
The Internet
I’m considering getting the Internet, and before you try to stop me let me explain. A friend of mine said I should... Read More
Monkey Business
I was at the zoo once with my 8 year old nephew and while watching the monkeys he said he wished he... Read More
The Pencil
I had an idea of a story to write just now, but then one of the people who is apparently making it... Read More
Ant Problem
I recently heard from a friend from I hadn’t spoken with in many years (stupid Facebook) and was asked if I had... Read More
Reality Bites
I really hate reality TV. But most of all I hate reality shows where they take a mundane job and turn it... Read More