Alphabet
I was thinking about letters, words, and Tostito’s Salsa Verde chips the other day (cause have you had them? I mean, about everything I think about involves Tostito’s Salsa Verde chips now a days! “Yes that’s Tostito’s Salsa Verde Chips, if the fat doesn’t get you, the salt will”) and I thought. I would like... Read More
Fun Facts
The following is a list of interesting facts I dug up, and of course my response to them. There are 2,500,000 rivets in the Eiffel Tower. And that’s why you don’t go up in it, all the damn frogs! About 39,000 gallons of water are used to produce the average car. And you thought they... Read More
Happy New Year’s
Last year people kept saying to me ‘Happy New Years’, which drove me crazy because why so plural? Are you wishing me a happy new year as well as a happy the next year? Just stick with Happy New Year and then we’ll see how it goes, ok? If it’s important to you, just contact... Read More
The True Story of Christmas
I went to Catholic school for many years so while I’m a little sketchy on the religion now, I think I know more than most, so at this time of year I figured it would be nice to tell the story of Christmas for those who celebrate it, as well as for those who don’t.... Read More
Siri Again
I was playing around with Siri today because I apparently don’t have any friends and I have too much time on my hands (See how I beat you to the punch there?). So I decided I would try to fool it. Yes I said ‘It‘. Siri is an It, not a Her. Just because something... Read More
The Internet
I’m considering getting the Internet, and before you try to stop me let me explain. A friend of mine said I should get on the Internet then Google myself. He said it’s fun to do and you should just see what happens when you do it. I told him that I can Google myself just... Read More
Monkey Business
I was at the zoo once with my 8 year old nephew and while watching the monkeys he said he wished he could be a monkey, and he wished all people were monkey’s because they have so much fun. Well first off there is no question that mom needs to sit him down in front... Read More
The Pencil
I had an idea of a story to write just now, but then one of the people who is apparently making it their life’s work to remodel my bathroom came out and asked me if I had a pencil. I thought… I haven’t had a pencil in YEARS! That reminded me of when I was... Read More
Ant Problem
I recently heard from a friend from I hadn’t spoken with in many years (stupid Facebook) and was asked if I had ever figured out the ‘ant problem’. You see, when I was young and very strange (I’m no longer very young) I used to ponder a lot. This was back before they even had... Read More
Reality Bites
I really hate reality TV. But most of all I hate reality shows where they take a mundane job and turn it into a show. Like ‘Airline’, or ‘Parking Wars’ (no I’m not making these up), ‘American Pickers’…that’s an actual show filmed in Iowa. I’m really hoping, being from Iowa, that it’s about picking corn... Read More
